Portland Pickles Baseball
Want to be part of Pickles history? Can you manage an extremely unpredictable pickle? Here's your chance.
Over the last year, we realized that Dillon is too big of a risk. He keeps getting us in trouble with the other teams in the league, he never shows up when he tells us he's on his way, twitter keeps shutting down our account, and we're honestly sick of it.
Think it's a joke? Run your credit card and find out.